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Let’s Learn French Oui Oui ??? (learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer’s)

In my quest to do yet another new experience this New Year, I decided to learn a new language – French!!! I read this clip from one of the many forwarded e-mails to my inbox. So let’s exercise those tongue and blow out our noses =)

1. TURN – le coup

2. LITER – le true

3. BEHIND – le coud

4.. ALMS – le mousse

5. FIVE – le ma

6 .. FLY – le pad

7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH – le bag

8. CONFUSED – le tou

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN – les pag

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND – cou ma le wah

11. CITY – ce vou

12. DRUGS – sha vou

13. GOODBYE – va vou

14. MUSICAL BAND – com vou

15. BALD – cal vou

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT – na vou coup , na coup!!

17. FEATHERS – valahe vou

18. UNCLEAR – ma la vou

19. SINK – lah va vou

20. COCONUT – vou coup

21. OPEN WIDE – vou camou

22. CIRCUMCISE – vou ratattoule

23. ALWAYS UP – va yagriah

24. YOU’RE HOT – le voug mou

25. WASHROOM – coup vaetta

26. JAIL – coup lou ngan

27. SUPER BOOBS – la que zõusõu

28. BUGER – cõup la ngõut

29. WOUNDS – va cõup cängh

30. BIG MOUTH – chez moussa

31. NAGGER – vou nga nguerrah

32. TODPOLE – vou teiteh

33. JOSEPH ESTRADA – vou vou!!

“Of all things you wear , a SMILE is most important!”